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snakejolras:

thechamberofsecrets:

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

Why? Why? Why.

(via englishmajorhumor)

tcpunxx:

Tales From The Crypt pinball table

erotiterrorist:

clerics:

How does one untie a boot with no laces?

Oh cripes, I remember now. It was an Intelligence of 3. DOGS have an intelligence of 4. He was dumber than wild and domesticated animals.

Princess didn’t get it. She needs to play D&D.

erotiterrorist:

clerics:

How does one untie a boot with no laces?


Oh cripes, I remember now. It was an Intelligence of 3. DOGS have an intelligence of 4. He was dumber than wild and domesticated animals.

Princess didn’t get it. She needs to play D&D.

americanexpress:

Because every day deserves a little something sweet.
In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*
*One slice per guest.  Dine-in only.  Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.

Don’t care this is an advertisement. I’m fat and love food.

americanexpress:

Because every day deserves a little something sweet.

In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*

*One slice per guest.  Dine-in only.  Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.

Don’t care this is an advertisement. I’m fat and love food.

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

This is funny to me. I fear Asian woman. The Onna Bushi was a group of female samurai. They were highly skilled in the use of naginata and bows. They were considered the most ruthless royal guards in history. Not to mention the most successful pirate in history was a Ching Shih. A chines women who ruled and enormous fleet of ships during early 19th century.

(via comeintothelight)